LOOK AT THIS!! LOOK AT THIS!!

Found this link in a chainmail, pretty good. It's super funny.

Turn on your speakers! (:
http://info.org.il/irrelevant/may02-smilepop-soapbox4.swf



Hehe (:



Today, I woke up with sores and aches all over my body. Nope, it wasn't those 'the birds are singing' (I have never heard a real bird sing before. Have you? They just seem to be squeaking their voiceboxes away) , 'the sun is shining through the glass window into your pretty bedroom' or 'aahhh. That was a nice dream' kind of mornings. It was: 'Oh it's morning. Ow. Ow. Ouch!' Awesome right?



Didn't go to church cos' Tim seems to be pretty sick. How this has to do with church attendence, I do not know. Went out to eat lunch at Bugis Junction (I assume so because there was a poster stuck on the bottom of an escalater saying 'something something BUGIS JUNCTION something something'. I ate xiaolongbao(: So it was a good lunch.



Mummy dragged me along to buy some stupid Halloween costumes for her school things and it was horrible. Not only had she made me choose some stupid hat to match with some stupid suit for a boy (it sucked bad for me cos I have no sense of fashion. Well, I think so.), I had to stand in the middle of a ginormous toy store and control myself from looking at the soft toys. For if I do, there is going to be a stupid war in my mind that's probably going to kill many of my innocent braincells. Probably like this:



Dog? Bear? Oh look a giraffe! No, it's eyes are totally disgusting.
"Kiiiiimmm! Come help me choose the costumes!!!!!!"
Oh crap! Look at that polar bear!! Oh damn it, it's 49.95.
"Kiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiimmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm"
"Coming!!"
"Come here and help me nowwww!!! No to all the soft toys!"

This will be followed by several hours of depression. I think I'll pass on that, thank you.



It also gave me this very bad impression of toy stores. Especially Toys R us. Man, I hope I don't get sued for this. Are any of your parents/relatives police officers, lawyers or employees of Toys R Us? ;X I hope not. Well, I'm going on anyways.

I will never ever ever want to work in a toy store as big as Toys R Us. If I have to hear the high-pitched and deafening screams and cries of little children every single workday of my life, just to earn a few hundred dollars a month, I would probably resort to a life of crime. Not to mention the strong stench of rubber everywhere I go during halloeween season. Disgusting masks and what not. Ugh.

This conversation just happened a few minutes ago:

"Hey mum, I bet I'm not allowed to skip school tomorrow huh?" -opens a can of coke-
"Yeahh.."

Lol. It may seem funny but, it's actually a very very tragic story. On my vantage point, of course.

**Added: There's no school anyways. Lol. Whoops xP